U.S. captures Norway’s king after Olympics insult
Moments after the closing ceremonies of the 2026 Winter Olympics, the United States captured King Harald V of Norway and took him to New York where he will stand trial for orchestrating a premeditated plan for Norway to win more medals that the U.S. “First they take away My Nobel, now This!” President Donald Trump posted on Truth Social. “That does it! We’re going to run Norway until they give us all their metals (sic).” Norway finished the Games with 41 medals, most of any c
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ICE agents accidentally arrest each other
Chicago—While patrolling a neighborhood in south Chicago, one ICE officer tackled and apprehended another Monday. Both are now in jail. The incident happened at an apartment building on South Halsted. ICE agent Jack Strong 14775 (all ICE agents have been renamed “Jack Strong”, followed by a number, for security and manliness purposes) was peering in a window on the building’s east side. “We got some intel that an occupant of that building had posted on Facebook ‘No matter who
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Gay storyline in “Stranger Things” causes outrage
The internet and cable news have been abuzz the past few days after the revelation that one of the characters in the sci-fi series “Stranger Things” is gay. In the series’ penultimate episode, which was released on Christmas Day, the character of Will Byers comes out to his family and friends, who, to the horror of many, continue to love and support him. “I’m not watching the final episode! I can’t believe (show creators) the Duffer Brothers would cram their ideology down Ame
Dec 27, 2025