

Sorry about the reflecting pool
My fellow Americans, my name is Tyler Johnson of Falls Church, Va. I want to apologize to all of you for recently damaging the reflecting pool in our nation’s capital. I feel terrible about what happened, especially since our president nobly took the time to address an issue that millions of Americans deeply care about – the cleanliness of the reflecting pool on the National Mall. One can’t go on Reddit or talk around the water cooler at work without hearing comments like, “D
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JD Vance, other hapless creatures highlight Night 1 of White House MMA event
WASHINGTON DC—The epic UFC Freedom 250 mixed martial arts spectacle at the White House will take place Sunday, with tattooed and twitchy young men committing acts of violence for unclear aims while the president of the United States celebrates his 80th birthday. But a hastily planned undercard was held Friday. Here’s what went down: · Eric and Don Jr. duked it out to become the most beloved of the Donald Trump’s children. In the crowd, the president leaned over to Ivank
Jun 12


NCAA transfer portal collapses, basketball players trapped
College athletics was turned on its head Monday morning when the much-ballyhooed transfer portal – through which male and female athletes can transfer to other schools – collapsed trapping thousands inside.
Apr 20